There’s so much time in a day,
You could have breakfast, lunch, and dinner on 3 different continents.
You could outline the book you’re going to write, start the screenplay adaptation, and watch “Gone With The Wind,” before the sun even sets.
Spend a day at work, and still have 16 hours left over.
Or you could just think 60,000 different thoughts as you tool all over the place.
Hey, the record for climbing Mt. Everest is under 9 hours, leaving 15 to nap and go Yeti searching. There’s so much time in a day, so much.
How to get a bikini body
Step 1: Have a body
Step 2: Put on a bikini
FUCK WHAT SOCIETY THINKS YOU’RE A HOT BITCH
*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here
unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ
i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7