Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.

A novel written by me. (via llttlemermaid)

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There’s so much time in a day,

You could have breakfast, lunch, and dinner on 3 different continents.

You could outline the book you’re going to write, start the screenplay adaptation, and watch “Gone With The Wind,” before the sun even sets.

Spend a day at work, and still have 16 hours left over.

Or you could just think 60,000 different thoughts as you tool all over the place.

Hey, the record for climbing Mt. Everest is under 9 hours, leaving 15 to nap and go Yeti searching. There’s so much time in a day, so much.

The Universe (via gievnchy)

palmist:

How to get a bikini body

Step 1: Have a body

Step 2: Put on a bikini

FUCK WHAT SOCIETY THINKS YOU’RE A HOT BITCH

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michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

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rebageld:

unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ 

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gorgeousnbeautiful:

via Reblog for iPad

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

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